Except I didn't get one of those cute BOX things, the HTML code, providing input of usernames and URLs, you know, other interested people who took the time to list "13" things, the topic this week 13 interesting posts you've read, which most of the participants choose to ignore by posting 13 jpegs or 13 famous quotes copied off Google.
Oh, well, you 13 Jesus freaks can just keep talking about flower fluff and glory days, okay, while the rest of us enjoy blogging with a cool wind up our crotch and a grasp on reality's dick. Quit basting the rest of us bloggers by way of gimmicks like this. If you want to promote your religious beliefs, then go door to door, like the Jehovah Witnesses and get your lazy asses off the computer chair and leave us alone.
Am I becoming cynical of Blogger? Have I blurked enough to be pissed off. After all the languages I have to skip and jump over, click click click click, the dirty filth, the boring, the cutesy-wutsey crap, baking, one time only blogs, pictures of feet in woolen socks, cheesy adverts and make money while you blog gimmicks, and "tag, you're it" stuffers, lists of boring, insignificant drivel, I think I've had my fair share of blit.
There, I coined it ...."blit", blogger shit.
There are so many fantastic works of literary genius out there, as I try to convey these words to others, wake up, wake up! look who we have, here and now, telling us about them, read my blog links and you'll be entertained for hours. These people should be famous.
There's several reasons, I figure, why I am not an acceptable candidate for Thursday Thirteen:
1 through 10:
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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
fuck (6x) hell (4x) kill (3x) knife (2x) crap (1x)
11. I'm a bitch.
12. I link to more interesting blog sites than theirs.
13. It's in my genes.
Your Score: Prometheus
0% Extroversion, 66% Intuition, 27% Emotiveness, 42% Perceptiveness
You are most like Prometheus, and you probably knew that before you even took this test. You probably aren't deliberately altruistic, but you still tend to do things that benefit everyone, even at great expense to your health and personal relationships. You aren't ruled by your emotions, but you still have a strong sense of justice. You make good descisions, but they can sometimes backfire (and this isn't due to a flaw in your reasoning, but due to faulty premises instead).
You are very reasonable, you understand systems, you can quickly pinpoint flaws and you know how to correct them. You pride understanding and knowledge above everything else, and your greatest fear is to appear to be incompetent. You tend to be contemptuous of authority, but you don't accept leadership roles yourself until everyone else has demonstrated their own incompetence.
You've built a very specific skill set. You know exactly where your strengths and weaknesses are, and you pride yourself on this kind of self-knowledge. You distrust tradition, which you see as arbitrary, and you rely instead on your own judgements. You also pride yourself on your pragmatism. You're also a very private person.
Most of all, people think you're arrogant, but screw them! They're the ones who benefit from your ideas and discoveries, and if they took the time to understand why it is that you say and think the things you do, they'd realize that you only appear arrogant because you are exactingly precise when it comes to your area of specification, and most of all because, when you don't know something, you don't have an opinion about it (unlike most of the loudmouths that you have to deal with on a day-to-day basis).
Relationships are your kryptonite. It isn't that you don't want them -- in fact, you would very much like a very close relationship with someone who understands you. They're just the one thing in the world that you're naturally bad at.
Famous people like you: Niels Bohr, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Werner Heisenberg, Issac Newton, John Maynard Keynes, Erwin Schrodinger
Stay Clear of: Apollo, Icarus, Hermes, Aphrodite
Seek out: Atlas, The Oracle, Daedalus
| Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
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