Five Easy Pieces

Who in their right mind would want to marry Billy Bob Thornton?

He's creepy and skinny and talks too slow, but I'm sure he's a nice man. He was in town early September and my sister went to see his band, The Boxmasters, at the Red Robinson Theatre/Boulevard Casino in Coquitlam.
http://www.blvdcasino.com/entertainment/theatre/

Here's a picture of Billy Bob taking a picture of my sister taking a picture of Billy Bob.

Geez, can't these movie stars figure out what they want to do in life instead of forcing the rest of us to listen to their spewing vocals...and same for those musicians who want to act, here's a clue, "it's not acting because you didn't wear makeup".

Angelina Jolie married Billy Bob. What an odd pair they were, both creepy, especially after her 'show of affection' for her brother, ewwww, that was bizarre, but since she's been promoting humanitarian causes throughout the world we can forgive a few trespasses, ewwwww.

Angelina's name is not a good song name....not like Rosanna. Billy Bob wrote a song for his beloved, it must have been really hard to rhyme g-e-l-i-n-a....cantina, patina.

"Ah, heck, what other wives can I sing about...I had five of 'em."

Here I am, with no points to play Facebook blackjack so I've decided to fluff up this post by adding the lyrics to "Angelina", mostly because I'm now curious how he did the g-e-l-i-n-a thing.

Goggle landed me upon the website of Jillian Mcdonald, who digitally manipulates romantic scenes from Hollywood films, amongst other things. But it is the following link:

http://meandbillybob.com/videolink.html

that had me intrigued. (it takes a few minutes to load) I actually like the song, mostly because of her add-on voice track and her imposed images, interacting with Billy Bob in several movie roles.

After that, check out her homepage,

http://www.jillianmcdonald.net/index.html

for more information and other unique artsy-fartsy stuff.
And, sadly, I've discovered Billy Bob used the old "put the name up front" trick.

ANGELINA

I walked into an elevator
And you walked into the wall
You said you wanted to be with me
I never dreamed id have it all
But something changed that day inside me
And I believe the change is inside you too.

Angelina can you feel it
Watching angels as their dancing up above
Angelina what’s come between us?
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love?

They all said we’d never make
Two crazy panthers on the prowl
They all said we would only fake it (for a while)
We just stared at them and growled
You were masked in tiny cuts and weary
But I said that ok you can be a girl.

Yeah Angelina can you feel it
Watching angels as their dancing up above
Oh Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love.

This aunt no chance were taking
It’s a real love that were making
Blindfolds off and their you see yeah we see

Yeah Angelina
Oh Angelina watching angels as their dancing up above
oh Angelina what’s come between us
could it be the magic and the mystery of love
could it be the magic and the mystery of ....
Angelina

And now for something completely different, Whistler's new snow, photo by Phil.