Best Friends

They continued where they left off, like it was only yesterday and not 4 years ago. Sabrina and her girlfriend, Danielle, had lots of fun during the long weekend camp trip.

Siggy, her dad, who is now a professor, aviation programs, in North Bay, Ontario, had met up with fellas he worked with at Air Canada, and they flew a cessna out of Boundary Bay to Nanaimo on the Island. They then flew back in a little Russian model, where Siggy was looped-de-looped, over and over.

Needless to say, with all the flying and camping, Siggy had a good time, too! And, I met up with one of my friends at the lake, people you seem to bump into all the time, and she asked if "our friend" was single. When I told Siggy he was being eyeballed, he responded "YES"...of course, he's not, not even close.

A funny guy, who wants to be known as a seaman. He actually does race the tall ships. There must be a joke in there somewhere, as the two boys giggle at each other and discuss screensavers, especially hubby's "girlfriend" big boobed, suntanned brunette, wife of medical doctor who drives an H2 and tows a yacht.
How do you know he's a doctor? Hubby says it stencilled right on the back of the boat, Kent Allen, MD. What kind of an asshole brags about being a doctor on his boat? The H2 is enough.

For weeks I sneak peeked "the doctor" and wonder if he's a plastic surgeon, and maybe I can get big boobs, too, well, maybe just a lift. What kind of doctor is smothered in tattoos? And what kind of doctor uses botox on his lips, because honestly, he has one hell of a gorgeous mouth.

Last Friday as we were nearing the lake turnoff, we spot his hummer and the yacht and as we got closer I read the name on the back: Kent ISLAND, MD. Not Kent ALLEN, MD. Hubby pronounces words incorrectly, being a goddamned frog and all.

You stupid idiot, it means Kent Island, Maryland. MD stands for Maryland you dumb ass! Not medical doctor. He hasn't removed old decals from a boat he probably bought "used".

And as we passed him, we waved our hands out the window, and I waved my boob job good-bye.