I'm such a WHORE-DER .....

I just can't see myself allowing these things to go on CraigsList....I just can't. NO! NO! NO! We've had these dolls since you were a baby. We displayed them in your bedroom, didn't let you play with them, get them all sticky and wrecked. We cherished them. One of them has your name, so cute. And look, even one of them comes from Royalty, with a long wedding gown, one I hope you'll wear one day.

How could you sell them like this?

Easy, mom. They were never mine.